July 2012
4 posts
when a teacher is pregnant
people: omg congratulations i'm so happy for you!
me: omg she had sex
Stages of being a fangirl over a period of time
Stage 1: awwwww he's cute i like him
Stage 2: well maybe i should do some research y'know see what he's in and stuff
Stage 3: moTHER OF GOD HE IS ATTRACTIVE
Stage 4: did you see how he just looked at- SHIPPED
Stage 5: MY BABY
Stage 6: god why are you such a fucking asshole i hate everything about you can you just build a bridge and fucking jump off of it so i can have my life back thanks