July 2012
4 posts
June 2012
471 posts
me: i cant eat anymore im full
food: eat me
me: ok
how do fourteen year olds get pregnant, i can’t even get a high five from a guy
barackfuckingobama:
On December 21 this year we should all make text posts that sound really apocalyptic but aren’t. We could be like
OH GOD EVERYTHING IS BURNING
because I turned up the heater
or like
ALL I HEAR IS SCREAMING
from my tv
or even
THIS IS GOODBYE BECAUSE WE’RE EVACUATING
the dancefloor
